Waiting for Shopping Wife While in Coffee Shop

Weird little Jewish man with nonsensical cap
Hipsters walking casually smirking
Ugly woman with make up caked on
Young people having desperately important phone calls at separate tables
Teen with disinterested grandma blithely chatting away
Young boys in shorts and tee shirts mixed up with boredom and joy
Bearded young father wearing dress looking ridiculous
Cute woman ignoring stares
My beautiful wife arrives
Time to leave