Baby Don't Go

Don't leave me for a fella in a cowboy hat
That would be awful, I'd really hate that
Don't cheat on me with a some young fancy pants
After all I deserve a second and third chance
Don't abandon me for someone with a lot of money
After all I'm your sweetie, I'm your honey
Don't dump me for someone who wears suede shoes
That'd give me a case of the blues
Don't run off with some guy who reads the National Review
That would be a horrible thing for you to do
Stay with me, my darling, my love, my sweet
We've got a love that can't be beat