You Missed Out

You tell me about your weekend
But don't ask about mine
You tell me about your vacation
But don't ask about mine
You tell me about holiday
But don't ask about mine
You tell me about your family
But don't ask about mine
You're not only rude but missing out
I have stories to tell
Adventures to relate
Experiences to share
I saw amazing sights
And did astounding things
Great feats and accomplishments
Are mine to boast of
Celebrities were met
Achievements were achieved
Skills were perfected
Wrongs were righted
Injustices exposed
Mistakes corrected
Derring do and thrills
Great excitement and chills
I traveled far and wide
And so much some never before seen
You missed out
Cause you told me about Cousin Leonard's hernia operation
And about your trip to the mall
And about your foot fungus
And about the crock pot you received
And about the TV show you watched
Ho hum
You missed out