Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Etiquette With Applicances

I just apologized to the washing machine
I thought it was finished and tried to open the door
It was still spinning
So I said: "oh, sorry."
Guess for a second I forgot
The washing machine is an intimate object
Wow I'm kind of funny in my silly way
Or just slowly going nuts
I've been like on the fast track to insanity for
I wanna say decades
But getting back to my point
At least I've demonstrated manners
In apologizing as I did
The washing machine was maybe embarrassed
To be interrupted
Course I often burp and say excuse me
While home alone
Maybe I'm being polite to the furniture
Nothing wrong with that
So if you'll excuse me internet
I'll be on my way

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