Fantasy

Garbo

Harlow

Maybe even Clara Bow

On the Spanish main

With the lovely Miss Joan Fontaine

Dietrich

Stanwyck

Fast forward to Grace Slick

Kicking up some sand

With Miss Olivia DeHavilland

Garbo

Harlow

Oh what joy

There’s Myrna Loy

I see that mover and shaker

Named Josephine Baker

Now trying to get nearer

To Norma Shearer

Want to have some fun

With Ms. Irene Dunne

Garbo

Harlow

I’m under the spell

Of Joan Blondell

Then on to Jeanne Moreau

Now moving faster

In pursuit of Mary Astor

Please cut me some slack

I’ve fallen for Ann Dvorak

Moving heaven and earth

For Rita Hayworth

Garbo

Harlow

Oh oh oh