That’s Me

That’s me over there

The fellow dipping chips into salsa

The salsa is in the little blue bowl

It’s not as spicy as I like it so I’ve added tabasco sauce

Sure tastes good

I enjoy a snack at the computer sometimes

Am careful not to get any food on the keyboard

I’m doing my usual web searches (having already read my email)

There are sport stories about angry men complaining

There are news stories about angry men complaining

There are message boards where angry men post complaints

There are also games one can wile away precious minutes playing

There are pictures of pretty girls (some behaving quite naughtily)

I think that a lot of angry men look at them to feel better after all the complaining they do

You can also watch movies on the internet

Fun!

You can also buy things

So easy

The internet makes life so much easier

Reduces how much time we have to interact with each other

It’s so much easier than it used to be to find out what people are angry about

Plus you can get real values on books

Of course if you have a locally owned bookstore its better to patronize it

I try to

It would also be nice if we didn’t avoid interacting with each other quite so much

You’ll notice I’m gobbling up the chips

There’s no one else home so my manners aren’t what they should be

I don’t eat a lot of junk

Besides I go to the gym and work out every other day

I read a lot 

I don’t eat meat

I rarely vent my anger on the internet or anywhere else

No, I don’t keep it bottled up inside

I try to write about it or discuss it dispassionately

Helps

I’m as far from perfect as you can get

But I’m okay

That’s been me at the computer enjoying some chips and salsa