Upper Case Ps

Pristine Perfection

of Pretty

Pink Posies

Put

in a Pot

and the Poet Provided

Precise Plays

and

Purple Prose

for

Pleading Plucky 

Professors

who

Place Particular Pleasure

in 

Popularity

Pleasing Priests who

Prefer

Papists be

Punctual

or

Porridge is Proffered

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